What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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