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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
What are the reasons behind China and Russia's reluctance to integrate into the global economy?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.